A MOVEABLE BINGE,

or,

Hemingway Was Right

By Norm Burnett

I was very hungry and the meal was good and I drank a bottle of Capri and a bottle of St. Estephe and and a bottle of Chianti and a bottle of grappa. Afterwards I felt splendid and I could see the cold little stream floating by the inn with the hard pebbles at the bottom. Some of the pebbles were round and some were not so round but they were all good, hard, tangible little pebbles.

"I like those little pebbles," Japonica said.

"You're my pal," I said.

"Oh darling, let's just be together and make out and not say anything," she said. We stayed together and made out OK and we didn't say anything.

The next morning I got up early and ate breakfast below. I had some fine black bread and a bottle of margaux and a bottle of fresa and a bottle of barbera and a bottle of Gran Italia, tannic and lovely. I put the provolone in my pocket. My head felt very clear and cold and I wanted to talk facts. But there was nobody to talk to so I had a glass of cognac and a glass of brandy and a glass of kummel and a glass of vermouth. I thought about waking Japonica but decided against it. It seemed like happy hour-- I had no sense of time-- and I walked out into the Strand, heading for Harry's Bar & American Grill, which Pasquale told me was :

The Austrian 105mm. shell made a splendid sound as it hit the Strand, but that was all that I remember. Later there medics carrying me to Battalion Aid and I remember looking down for my legs but there was nothing there. "Don't look for your torso either," Nurse Fagin said later. I didn't like her calling me Ed the Head. Two weeks later Japonica visited me. She looked thin.

"Does it hurt?" she asked.

"A little," I said. I hadn't let the people at the hospital know that because I dislike effusiveness. I had to hold on to a definition of myself. It's the Code.

"I brought your wine flask," she said. We had a lovely little party right there the two of us and we had mozzarella and pumpernickel and we filled the goatskin with Marsala and fake Chianti and amontillado and....

--Norm Burnett
  Alexandria, VA

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